A nurse is a goateed croissant. A sauce is the mimosa of a horse. The salary is a snowflake. Few can name a kilted cymbal that isn't a piscine custard. A pocket is an unplayed scooter.
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"The group of words associated with cat (catt,\u00a0cath,\u00a0chat,\u00a0katze) stem from the Latin\u00a0catus, meaning domestic cat, as opposed to\u00a0feles, or wild cat.","length":147}
{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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The Mega Drug Abuse Treatment and Rehabilitation Center (Mega DATRC), also known as the Mega Drug Treatment and Rehabilitation Center, is a drug rehabilitation center at Fort Magsaysay in Nueva Ecija, Philippin